"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 09/12/2013 at 02:22 • Filed to: None

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Just got ticketed doing 57 in a 45 on Columbia Parkway in Cincinnati. State highway patrol wasn't an asshole he was doing his job. I'm the asshole. I'll pay my $130 fine, take the points, the probable insurance hike, and the berating of my parents. Just watch your speed out there, and don't go at the normal speed that everybody who has ever drivin on that road does, it's not worth it. I feel like shit now, but these things happen, I'll try to go to sleep now. I don't think that's going to happen though. Good night Oppo, and be safe.

404 Name Not Found > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/12/2013 at 02:25

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Cincy is pretty bad for cops. Although I have done the Dayton to University of Cincinnati route at an ungodly speed. Along with passing a police officer at speeds where he did not pull out.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > 404 Name Not Found 09/12/2013 at 02:32

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Yeah, but the cop is from the Claremont County unit. I never saw him until his Crown Vic's lights were in my rear view.

404 Name Not Found > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/12/2013 at 02:34

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Aww that sucks. I feel ya.

Dusty Ventures > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/12/2013 at 03:25

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I was the same way when I got my ticket. Dinged by a stateie doing 83 in a 55. He was firm but reasonable and I knew I'd been going exactly as fast as the ticket said so I just went ahead and took the hit. Unfortunately my lesson was a bit more expensive than yours. $310. Ouch.

D > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/12/2013 at 03:25

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Can't you do some sort of 'driving school' deal to keep the point off your record?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > D 09/12/2013 at 10:27

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No, fucking Ohio.

XJDano > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/12/2013 at 11:08

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Something similar happened to me lately. Speed trap on interstate through the ghetto. 72 in a 55 or something.

In Missouri you can get a lawyer to basically write a letter and when the township responds it is typically an increased fine but non-moving no points violation like noise disturbance.

The lawyer fee was like $57 & the ticket will be about $250.